Pep Talk

My friend is setting off on his first day work today.

friend: fuck

  I have a job

  I have to go to it today

14:16 me: haha

  first day?

14:20 friend: yes

 me: have a fun time!

  flirt with EVERYONE

  wiggle your bum

  etc.

 friend: lol

 me: charm their pants off

  of which you are perfectly capable

  take off at knock off time leaving a wake of panties behind you

14:21 friend: lolll

14:22 me: it's what I aim for when I go to work

 friend: best pep talk ever

 me: incidentally, I get shit done while I'm there

  but it is purely incidental

  lol

  I'm glad you find it helpful :)