This is a true story

... It happened to a friend of a friend of mine (who is, incidentally, also my friend). 

Girl:        wink
Me:         Only a wink?  Come on, you can do better than that ;-)
Girl:        mmm… so what can I do?
Me:         You're a smart girl, I'm sure you will think of something.  Maybe tell me something interesting about yourself
Girl:        i am kind of play girl
Girl:        no need love n bf
Girl:        like to give bj
Girl:        enough?! ;)
Me:        That doesn't necessarily mean you're interesting
Me:        What happens after sex?  Awkward silence?
Me:        Gotta be something special about you
Girl:        I dunno what's special about me
Girl:        but guys like me
Girl:        but I don't think I am sexy or good at sex
Me:        Most guys like any girl
Me:        That really doesn't mean much